day 3

me to the girlfriend:

"You're gonna fuck up me desk with your monkey 70 stones!"

and then I gotta slap :(

day 2

another day has dawned here in the old world and therefore this qualifies as the Day 2 posting. Again, the girlfriend:

"I'd like...............not a stubbly bite on the bum"

Yeah, don't ask!

here's the first one:-

"What's this ping pong net doing in my hello kitty bag?!"

I shit u not!

collecting strange stuff

Hey all,

As life is as weird as fuk, I decided to start recording this by posting the weirdest sentence that someone says to me each day. If u have suggestions leave one too.

The first post goes to my girlfriend who came out with the one that follows in the next post.

iAlan