tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27673158279873771672011-04-21T11:54:45.471-07:00ialanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17658486490754102098noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767315827987377167.post-13927000523176714322007-02-16T05:08:00.000-08:002007-02-16T05:11:19.385-08:00me to the girlfriend:<br /><br />"You're gonna fuck up me desk with your monkey 70 stones!"<br /><br />and then I gotta slap :(<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2767315827987377167-1392700052317671432?l=weirdestsentenceoftheday.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ialanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17658486490754102098noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767315827987377167.post-86365119252809556972007-02-14T18:14:00.000-08:002007-02-14T18:17:49.432-08:00another day has dawned here in the old world and therefore this qualifies as the Day 2 posting. Again, the girlfriend:<br /><br />"I'd like...............not a stubbly bite on the bum"<br /><br />Yeah, don't ask!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2767315827987377167-8636511925280955697?l=weirdestsentenceoftheday.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ialanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17658486490754102098noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767315827987377167.post-83267432613152725542007-02-14T11:40:00.000-08:002007-02-14T17:09:26.833-08:00here's the first one:-<br /><br />"What's this ping pong net doing in my hello kitty bag?!"<br /><br />I shit u not!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2767315827987377167-8326743261315272554?l=weirdestsentenceoftheday.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ialanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17658486490754102098noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767315827987377167.post-76052681881433653862007-02-14T11:27:00.000-08:002007-02-14T11:30:50.389-08:00Hey all,<br /><br />As life is as weird as fuk, I decided to start recording this by posting the weirdest sentence that someone says to me each day. If u have suggestions leave one too.<br /><br />The first post goes to my girlfriend who came out with the one that follows in the next post.<br /><br />iAlan<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2767315827987377167-7605268188143365386?l=weirdestsentenceoftheday.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ialanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17658486490754102098noreply@blogger.com0